I'm no different than anyone else.

In case you're more results oriented than wandering oriented, you could just read this post at Lifehacker about changing your habits, and avoid all my self-induced dramatic warbling. I may not be original, but I try to be entertaining?

And just to keep it in the Gawker family, according to Jezebel, my search/find/rescue mission is at minimum meaningless.

I'm going to watch some videos, change my clothes and go to dinner with friends.